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{"type":"programming","setup":"Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?","punchline":"Random Dude: [...💘]","id":58}
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Arrouède is a commune in the Gers department in southwestern France.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?","punchline":"An ion! ","id":272}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Southern Illinois chowder","displaytitle":"Southern Illinois chowder","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7570025","titles":{"canonical":"Southern_Illinois_chowder","normalized":"Southern Illinois chowder","display":"Southern Illinois chowder"},"pageid":18988261,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Claremont_Chowder.jpg/330px-Claremont_Chowder.jpg","width":320,"height":225},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Claremont_Chowder.jpg","width":2373,"height":1672},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258027465","tid":"02b7c1c4-a51d-11ef-a10b-6972e2d56fd1","timestamp":"2024-11-17T19:49:09Z","description":"American chowder","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Illinois_chowder","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Illinois_chowder?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Illinois_chowder?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Southern_Illinois_chowder"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Illinois_chowder","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Southern_Illinois_chowder","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Illinois_chowder?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Southern_Illinois_chowder"}},"extract":"Southern Illinois chowder is a thick stew or soup, very different from the New England and Manhattan chowders. In Edwards County, Illinois, it refers to both the food and to the social gathering at which it is prepared and served. It is believed to have been brought to the area by the ear