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{"type":"standard","title":"Lectionary 183","displaytitle":"Lectionary 183","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6512025","titles":{"canonical":"Lectionary_183","normalized":"Lectionary 183","display":"Lectionary 183"},"pageid":23517701,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Lectionary_183_folio_2.JPG/330px-Lectionary_183_folio_2.JPG","width":320,"height":432},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Lectionary_183_folio_2.JPG","width":912,"height":1230},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1190627647","tid":"776120e5-9e03-11ee-9f83-5ca12f362e7d","timestamp":"2023-12-19T00:13:42Z","description":"New Testament manuscript","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lectionary_183","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lectionary_183?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lectionary_183?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lectionary_183"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lectionary_183","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lectionary_183","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lectionary_183?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lectionary_183"}},"extract":"Lectionary 183, designated by siglum ℓ 183 is a Greek manuscript of the New Testament, written on parchment in uncial letters. Biblical scholars Westcott and Hort labelled it by 38e,and biblical scholar Frederick H. A. Scrivener by 257e. Using the study of comparative writings styles (palaeography), it has been assigned to the 10th century. The manuscript has some missing portions and gaps at the end and inside, but they were supplied by a later hand. It is faded in parts.","extract_html":"
Lectionary 183, designated by siglum ℓ 183 is a Greek manuscript of the New Testament, written on parchment in uncial letters. Biblical scholars Westcott and Hort labelled it by 38e,and biblical scholar Frederick H. A. Scrivener by 257e. Using the study of comparative writings styles (palaeography), it has been assigned to the 10th century. The manuscript has some missing portions and gaps at the end and inside, but they were supplied by a later hand. It is faded in parts.
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