{"type":"standard","title":"River Almond, Lothian","displaytitle":"River Almond, Lothian","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7337073","titles":{"canonical":"River_Almond,_Lothian","normalized":"River Almond, Lothian","display":"River Almond, Lothian"},"pageid":2951830,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Almond_Autumn_-_geograph.org.uk_-_2150644.jpg/330px-Almond_Autumn_-_geograph.org.uk_-_2150644.jpg","width":320,"height":324},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Almond_Autumn_-_geograph.org.uk_-_2150644.jpg","width":1251,"height":1267},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280186349","tid":"49d626da-ffac-11ef-aaf3-b81ae3d0e7aa","timestamp":"2025-03-13T01:41:31Z","description":"River in Scotland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":55.97888889,"lon":-3.30194444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Almond%2C_Lothian","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Almond%2C_Lothian?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Almond%2C_Lothian?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:River_Almond%2C_Lothian"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Almond%2C_Lothian","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/River_Almond%2C_Lothian","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Almond%2C_Lothian?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:River_Almond%2C_Lothian"}},"extract":"The River Almond is a river in Lothian, Scotland. It is approximately 28 miles (45 km) long, rising at Hirst Hill in Lanarkshire near Shotts, running through West Lothian and draining into the Firth of Forth at Cramond, Edinburgh. The name Almond/Amon is simply old Celtic for \"river\".","extract_html":"
The River Almond is a river in Lothian, Scotland. It is approximately 28 miles (45 km) long, rising at Hirst Hill in Lanarkshire near Shotts, running through West Lothian and draining into the Firth of Forth at Cramond, Edinburgh. The name Almond/Amon is simply old Celtic for \"river\".
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David A. Roberti is an American politician who served as a Senator in the California legislature and as President pro tempore of the California State Senate from 1981 to 1993. He co-authored the Roberti-Roos gun control act. In April 1994 he was the subject of a failed recall attempt propelled by the gun lobby, in a special election.
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